• Mom: So what are you trying to wash?
  • Me: Everything in that hamper.
  • Mom: Well I'll wait until you're about to leave, because I might want to put stuff in there.
  • Me: Well, just do it now - because I'm going to wash everything in that hamper.
  • Mom: Well what exactly in the hamper? Even the towels?
  • Me: Everything. In. That. Hamper.